The Four Eyes - The World's Smartest Band

Welcome to the new internet, fools

**** Did you nominate us for a Sammie? Any category, we dont care! We want to win them all!!!! Take that Charles!

Upcoming Shows:

Saturday, August 11, 2018 at Old Ironsides with The Knock Offs and The Troublemakers - 25 years is the theme!

Past shows:

Saturday, July 14th, 2018 at the Bike Kitchen in Sacto with The Bananas and The Plastic Shoelaces, all ages and free! CornDogSummer!

May 25, 2018 - the Sacto County Fair - Start of Corn Dog Summer

July 8th, 2017 at the Bike Kitchen in Sacto with The Globs and Monster Treasure, all ages and free!

Saturday, April 1st at Cafe Colonial - part of the Spring Thing benefit, with Surrogate Brains, Rolling Blackouts, and a bunch more

Saturday Dec 18th? 2016 at Guphys House - The Annual Xmas show!

Friday, October 7th at DNA Lounge in San Francisco with Mr T Experience, Captain 9, and Destroy Boys, 8pm, $15

Saturday, October 8th at Bike Kitchen (sacto) with Knock Knock and The Rippers, free

Friday, June 19th at Cesar Chavez Park (sacto) with Mr T Experience, The Enlows, Rebel Punk and DJ Whores - free! 5pm

we're cool

See? i told you so!